susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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