Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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