Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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