Non-Jews are for practice
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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