You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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