I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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