I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I am one with the molecules
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
