Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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