I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
