I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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