remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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