I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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