i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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