Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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