i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just invented taco cereal.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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