If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
so much tequila, so little girl.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
