Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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