Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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