I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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