he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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