honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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