ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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