Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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