That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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