I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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