Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Farmville is her only friend.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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