And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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