So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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