GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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