last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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