I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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