ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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