gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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