i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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