You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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