Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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