Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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