What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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