Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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