I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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