I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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