have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my shit smells like andre
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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