just come out here and I will go home with you...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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