That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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