I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
one might say we're banned from that church
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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