Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
