apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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