You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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