I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im six kinds of drunk right now
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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