That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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