their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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