i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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