but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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