I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
