Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think people are normalizing furries
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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