you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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