Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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