Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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